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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

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So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

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Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What were Hitler’s habits?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What makes someone feel "rich enough" in different societies?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

Is Gupta Nilayam season 1 of Raghul Vasudevan completed? Can he compile and send all Episodes at once as a long story?

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do people stay in cults after they have joined?

No, not a chance

Still no good

No go.

Do Europeans typically set heating to higher temperatures in the winter compared to Canadians and Americans if the temperature at a given moment is similar?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I’m wondering about attachment and transference with the therapist and the idea of escape and fantasy? How much do you think your strong feelings, constant thoughts, desires to be with your therapist are a way to escape from your present life? I wonder if the transference serves another purpose than to show us our wounds and/or past experiences, but is a present coping strategy for managing what we don’t want to face (even if unconsciously) in the present—-current relationships, life circumstances, etc. Can anyone relate to this concept of escape in relation to their therapy relationship? How does this play out for you?

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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So they tried

They put up a sign reading

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No way

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

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