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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:01

Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
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So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
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Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What makes someone feel "rich enough" in different societies?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why do people stay in cults after they have joined?
No, not a chance
Still no good
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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So they tried
They put up a sign reading
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No way
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks